Autor/-in: Miranda Grant

As an author of fantasy and paranormal romance, she just needs to know some things, like how many dead babies can fit in a bathtub (34, 52.5 if blended), what human meat tastes like (dry pork), how to get away with murder (it's really hard to tell the difference between a drowning accident and a drowning murder, just saying), etc.This non-serial killer lady lives with her partner, who often drags her outside, claiming 'sunlight is necessary' and 'social interactions are a good thing'. Given her questionable search history, she goes along with it, thinking it'll be better to have less 'aloof serial killer vibes' should the police ever knock on her door...