365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor

Satirical quotes for every day Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings. Dry humor disguised as original quotes An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness. The ultimate collection of satirical quotes The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you. A cheeky quote every day In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions. A little foretaste 15th January: An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots. - Ernest Hemingway 11th February: In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you. - Sarah Bernhardt 18th March: You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea. - Gertrude Stein 1st April: In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it. - Søren Kierkegaard 4th May: There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell. - George Bernard Shaw 27th June: There are many people I would like to miss right now. - Tomi Ungerer 4th July: The men of today are also no longer what they have never been. - Kylie Minogue 6th August: Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off. - David Herbert Lawrence 26th September: The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires. - Frank Sinatra 20th October: Silent people become even more boring when they start talking. - Jane Austen 15th November: Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity. - Frank Billings Kellogg 24th December: A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it. - Karl Kraus Always a proper saying on hand In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up your-self, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.