Craptails

Craptails brings the art of crapology to you through 200 of the most foul cocktail recipes ever imagined. These drinks - all real and found through research - are so terrible that some of their names can't even be repeated in mixed company. Featuring full-color images and ratings for each. You might have heard of the art of mixology. After all, the trend at any cocktail bar is to focus on drinks that take 20 minutes to make, cost $25 dollars, and need 12 different ingredients. That is mixology. But truly, anyone can juice a beet and then mix it with a spirit and deem it "art," but it takes a true artist to make a craptail. You might call those people "crapologists. " You'll find their creations at any house party on a Sunday, any fraternity get together on a Friday night, and any low-down dirty dive bar on a Wednesday afternoon. These drinks - craptails - exist for no other reason than to make people cringe. They are disgusting, vile, nasty abominations that are ordered or made on a dare. They are beverages so horrible, either by name or ingredient, that people still talk about drinking them years afterwards. And we've recorded them all in this first-of-its-kind book. The book of Craptails.