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Buch (Softcover): Ratgeber
Help, I Was The Couch Coach!
The Hilarious Soccer Detox After the World Cup - How to Stop Being the Couch Coach and Become Human Again. Includes a 30-Day Detox Plan & Soccer Survi
Verlag:
Independently Published Unsere-Artikel-Nr.: P35488104
EAN: 9798185586532
Erhältlich:
Nicht auf Lager
Zustellung: Mo, 16.11.2026
Versand: Kostenlos
CHF 35.25
Beschreibung
If the World Cup turns you from a relaxed soccer fan into a shouting couch coach with VAR rage, live-score addiction, and tactical snack management, this book will guide you back to civilization with humor - and makes the perfect gift for soccer fans. The World Cup does something to us. Peaceful people suddenly become couch coaches with mandatory opinions. People who can barely decide between rice and pasta in everyday life start analyzing back fours, half-spaces, transition moments, and the body language of a left back who just looked wrong 5,000 miles away. In this hilarious survival guide, Rudy Sidescream. - your inner coach with a whistle, a clipboard, and an emotionally questionable pulse rate - takes you through the perfectly normal madness of tournament life: live-score addiction, VAR rage, snack tactics, group tables from hell, sacred couch rituals, stoppage-time trauma, and the difficult return to a society where not every conversation should begin with "as things stand. ". This is not a serious soccer tactics book. It is a lovingly exaggerated look at what soccer does to us when hope, nerves, potato chips, and expert opinions collide in one living room. You will discover, among other things:. Why your couch is not a tactical command center - even if it feels that way during the group stage. Why VAR does not cure our subjectivity, but merely shows it in HD. How harmless snacks suddenly become emotional emergency equipment. Why group tables make grown adults hate math all over again. And how to slowly return to everyday life after the tournament without hearing "stoppage time" every time dessert takes too long. For fans, family members, watch-party survivors, couch coaches, statistics philosophers, and anyone who has briefly lost faith in civilization after an offside call. Packed with humor, self-deprecating honesty, a 30-day soccer detox, and one comforting realization: You are not alone. Rudy sits in many living rooms. Usually uninvited. A book for everyone who loves soccer - but would still like to return to a life without a whistle after the final game. Or should.
Spezifikationen
Sprache
- Englisch
Autor
- Hubertus Geller
Erscheinungsjahr
- 2026
Format
- Buch (Softcover)
Anzahl Seiten
- 234