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Buch (Softcover): Belletristik
Survival Guide for Time-Displaced Idiots
1904 ¿ 2026 Edition : Don't Die of Dysentery or Cringe
Verlag:
Kavindra Seraphis Unsere-Artikel-Nr.: P36868225
EAN: 9798235384330
Erhältlich:
Nicht auf Lager
Zustellung: Fr, 30.10.2026
Versand: Kostenlos
CHF 28.25
Beschreibung
YOU JUST TIME-TRAVELED TO THE WRONG CENTURY. You're wearing a corset and a pocket watch. You just asked a barista for "a cup of coffee and perhaps a telegraph office. ". OR. You're wearing Crocs and your phone has no signal. You just asked a farmer "what's your Wi-Fi password. ". Either way: you're screwed. This book is your only hope. Survival Guide for Time-Displaced Idiots is the definitive (and only) handbook for navigating two objectively terrible centuries-without dying of dysentery, cringe, or getting canceled by the Women's Temperance Union. Inside you'll discover:. How to poop when the toilet tweets at you (2026) OR when your only option is a wooden bucket (1904)How to date without getting canceled (2026) OR dueled (1904)How to explain cryptocurrency to a coal miner (DON'T)How to explain chaperones to a Tinder user (ALSO DON'T)Why both centuries are terrible in different fontsSlang translations: "23 skidoo" vs "slay" (NEVER mix these up). PLUS: Emergency excuses, cheat sheets, and the world's grumpiest ghost-Greg, who died from bad milk in 1903 and hasn't let it go. Perfect for fans of: Drunk History, Horrible Histories, The Onion, and anyone who's ever said "I was born in the wrong century. " (Spoiler: no, you weren't. ).
Spezifikationen
Sprache
- Englisch
Autor
- Elias M. Rowe
Erscheinungsjahr
- 2026
Format
- Buch (Softcover)
Anzahl Seiten
- 210