Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes

A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold. When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: What did the buffalo say when his son left for college. Bison. What do you call the littlest bear. Bear minimum. If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB. How do you organize a party in space. You planet. Perfect for: Father’s Day, birthday, or any dad-tastic occasion. Class clowns and pun lovers. Parents and grandparents who want to amuse or embarrass their offspring. Kids who want to amuse or embarrass their parents. Road trippers, campers, and anyone looking to pass the time with a group.