The Flying Heifer

'Imagine', said Madge, 'if we could bring this village back to life, hear the sound of children playing again. ' 'I have all the keys to the holiday lets,' muses George. 'What if we rent them out when nobody is looking. ' 'Social recycling. ' says Nigel. 'What could possibly go wrong. ' So the conspirators, fortified by the bravado of Briardale Brew and with the help of Snow Plough Dave, hatch a plan to rejuvenate a small Derbyshire hamlet. 'And one day', says Tommy, 'maybe even the Flying Heifer will be a proper pub again too. '