Unaccustomed as I am

All wedding types will be catered for. : big, small, religious, second marriage, atheist, straight, same-sex, church, field. All speakers will be addressed. : bride, groom, father, mother, best woman and literally everyone in between. All eventualities will be planned for. : mic failures, drunk guests, missing brides, smashed glasses, weeping FOBs, forgotten words. All of which will be delightfully and wittily illustrated, with a mix of little-known wedding facts and a whole host of inspirational (or not) quotations.