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Why Yes, You Can Flirt Naked Without Humping the Hammock
A Beginner's Guide to Naked Dating
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Independently Published Unsere-Artikel-Nr.: P36354684
EAN: 9798293511778
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Zustellung: Fr, 09.10.2026
Versand: Kostenlos
CHF 26.25
Beschreibung
So there I was, standing completely bare-ass naked behind a cheese table, pretending I didn't just fart during a silent meditation circle. That's how most of my stories begin, by the way. Somewhere between "oops" and "what the hell am I doing with my life," and usually in the vicinity of a buffet. Hi. I'm Kristin. I'm 38 years old, live just outside Seattle where moss grows on your dog if you don't walk fast enough, and I date naked. That's right. Like, fully, gloriously, awkwardly, boobs-to-the-breeze naked. Now before you panic, let me just clarify something. Nudist dating is not just two people bumping their bits in a forest while singing kumbaya. It's weird, it's wonderful, and yes, it can be painfully awkward when someone's dong swings into your hummus at a potluck. But it's also freeing. It strips away (literally and metaphorically) a lot of the superficial crap we wade through in the clothed dating world. You can't hide behind expensive jackets or padded bras when you're standing in front of someone with nothing but a hopeful smile and maybe a sunhat. You have to be real. You have to be present. And ideally, you have to remember to sit on a towel. I didn't grow up thinking I'd be the kind of woman who writes a book about naked dating while sipping chardonnay in my backyard hammock, naked, watching a squirrel judge me. But here we are. It started small. A nude beach visit with my best friend Tanya (she has a better butt than me, don't worry, she'll tell you), a few glasses of wine, and one very confusing encounter with a man who introduced himself with, "Don't worry, I'm not a creep, I just really love solar energy. " That was followed by a visit to a nudist resort in Palm Springs where a man named Dusty tried to hit on me during water aerobics, but I couldn't focus because his penis kept making little splashy waves. Over time, I started learning the ropes. And let me tell you, there are ropes. Invisible ones. Social ones. You'd think getting naked would simplify things, but no. It's a whole dance. There are etiquette rules, flirting styles, body confidence issues, and let's not forget the very serious question of where to keep your ChapStick when you don't have pockets. (Answer: not in your butt crack, Susan. ). This book is for anyone curious about dating without clothes, but also for anyone who's just tired of pretending they like wine tastings with men who mansplain fermentation. It's a guide. It's a warning. It's a love letter to the weird, wonderful, wiggly world of nudist romance. You'll get tips, stories, and lessons I've learned the hard way (like don't try to climb a metal ladder in the sun with a sweaty crotch, it's basically Slip 'N Slide meets emergency room visit). You'll also meet a few of my friends, though I'm warning you, they are chaos incarnate. Tanya, who once tackled me into a rose bush because I "stole her pool float. " Susan, who farts during massages and blames "energy release. " Georgina, who was a Sunday School teacher until she married a guy who invited her to a nudist Thanksgiving. But mostly, you'll hang out with me. And we'll talk about everything from how to flirt without being creepy to what to do when your date's balls are at eye level during a game of corn hole. So grab a glass of something strong, throw your towel over the lawn chair, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe learn a little. This isn't just about dating. It's about showing up as your full, naked, weird self and saying, "Hey, I'm here. I shaved for this. Let's see what happens. ". And if nothing else, you'll know how to flirt naked without humping the damn hammock. Probably.
Spezifikationen
Sprache
- Englisch
Autor
- Kristin Williams
Erscheinungsjahr
- 2025
Format
- Buch (Softcover)
Anzahl Seiten
- 74