A Useless Book

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Andrew Robert Abel

Verlag:

Andrew Robert Abel

Unsere-Artikel-Nr.: P36497108

EAN: 9798989431663

Erhältlich:

Nicht auf Lager

Zustellung: Di, 15.09.2026

Versand: Kostenlos

CHF 44.75

Beschreibung

A Useless Book is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness, randomness, and a bit of mischief. It pretends to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals, numbers, and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes, it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing. "Utter rubbish. Not a single helpful fact. Zero stars, but I can't count that low. " - Mathly Incorrect Weekly "The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book. " - Readers Indigestion Digest "My chair enjoyed it more than I did. " - Better Homes & Bookends "Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has. " - The Zoological Missed-it Monthly "My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot. " - Parenting Panic Quarterly "Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed. " - Aquatic Book Review & Snacks "Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain. " - IQ Not Included "A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed. " - The London Foghorn "This book taught me nothing, and now I proudly know even less. " - Forgetful & Free Newsletter "If I could unread it, I would. Twice. " - Amnesia Weekly