Knock Knock Fart Citation Nifty Note (Pastel Version)

As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior-the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners. 4 x 5. 25 inches, 50 sheets.