You Can't Take An Elephant On the Bus

'You will laugh out loud'. - Guardian. Get ready for a fun-filled ride and join a whole range of crazy creatures on a hilarious picture book adventure. You can't take an. elephant. on the bus. It would simply cause a terrible fuss. Elephants' bottoms are heavy and fat. and would certainly squash the seats. quite flat. Never put a camel in a sailing boat, or a tiger on a train, and don't even THINK about asking a whale to ride a bike. This riotous picture book is filled with animals causing total disaster as they try to travel in the most unsuitable vehicles. With hilarious rhyming text and spectacular illustrations, this is a real romp of a book - perfect for reading aloud. Don't miss out on the other hilarious books in this series:. You Can't Let an Elephant Drive a Digger,. You Can't Call an Elephant in an Emergency,. You Can't Take an Elephant on Holiday,. and You Can't Let an Elephant Drive a Racing Car. Collect them all.